Download PDF by Robert Orben: 2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing

By Robert Orben

ISBN-10: 0307817520

ISBN-13: 9780307817525

There isn't any higher, quicker, or more advantageous strategy to achieve out and seize an audience's recognition than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed funny story can soothe the adverse, concentration the bored to death, and the spur at the enthusiastic.

In this newest assortment from Robert Orben, grasp of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the nice television and stand-up comics, are accrued over 2500 brief, appropriate, and sharp laugh-getters which may simply be extra to speeches, lectures, displays, or informal dialog. prepared into numerous hundred different types for ease in choice, the subject material is topical--ranging from acupuncture and pollution to women's liberation and X-rated videos. lots of the jokes are one-liners that movement with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and long tales lack.

Here you can find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and particular remark beneficial to somebody who has ever been known as upon to "say a couple of words." a fabulous instrument for audio system, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben's most up-to-date ebook also will supply hours of laugh-filled studying for everyone.

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