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By Stuart McLean

ISBN-10: 1906051062

ISBN-13: 9781906051068

An irreverent romp via Scottish proverbs - with chapters starting from outdated Scottish Proverbs remodeled and glossy Scottish Proverbs during the Midge, Scottish Chat-Up strains, and Scottish Insults to Glaswegian Proverbs. to not be taken heavily in anyway!

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Never buy any pet that you couldn’t take in a fight. There’s no fool like old Hamish McLachlan. indd 50 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Sticks and stones may break my bones but age, sex and racial discrimination will be reported to the Equal Opportunities Commission. Fighting for peace is like shagging for virginity. (Banner at Faslane Peace Camp) It is not advisable to place the sum total of your free-range poultry’s production into the same wicker receptacle. indd 51 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand...

Ne’er put up a Christmas light ’til August is out. indd 48 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt The early eagle catches the early bird. A sick-line a day keeps the doctor away. It’s as difficult to get the Poll Tax out of the Socialist as it is to get the Socialist out of the pub. indd 49 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand... If you want to know if you’ll still want sex in thirty years take a good hard look at your motherin-law. Never buy any pet that you couldn’t take in a fight.

Never do anything today that you can put off until tomorrow. Better be freends a’ a distance than enemies a’ hame. The perfect divorce is one that doesn’t require a court restraining order. indd 41 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand... Cast a cat ower the hoose an she’ll fa’ on her feet. A cat thrown over a house will land on her feet – but her screeching is sure to attract the RSPCA. Him that keeks thru’ a keyhole micht see what will vex him. Love does not stoop to spying – it hires a private detective.

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